IT’S A FOLD-DOWN, LUMINESCENT BIKE
For real safety when cycling, forget fluorescent clothing that says ‘street sweeper chic’ and go for a bike that glows in the dark. Such as
this one. The Puma Glowrider emits a warm radiance, as if in a 1980s porridge advert. It’s also thief-resistant: all you have to do is remove a special cable and when nogoodniks try and make off with the bike, it falls apart like
a clown’s car. It’s also single gear and folds up in no time, so forget the hell of trains and buses and go to work on this brilliantly secure, comfortable and convenient giant glo-stick instead. |
